Messy's Moods, or: Boys That Gag

(Her grace has forbidden us from embedding her official videos.)

It seem that we cannot escape the great Lady Gaga, and the unstoppable vortex of faggy mess that accompanies her everywhere she goes and clings to everything she touches. I’m not sure exactly what it is, but Trini bullamen can’t seem to get enough of her.

Maybe ‘cause she brought her career into the mainstream on the stage of Ms. Universe. Perhaps due to her overall drag-queen-ness (platinum-blonde wig and black bumblebee glasses, calls to mind a boy I know). Personally it’s because (on good days) she sings the songs my heart would write.

Our love for her seems to go beyond the rational. How else does one justify perpetuating a(several) facebook group(s) solely dedicated to an attempt at persuading her to visit our little Isle?


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